Internet dating profile jokes

B-B–B-BUT…oh come on, by now you know that there is a BUT coming. This guy does a great job at putting the girl at ease.He mentions that in the worse case scenario “we might end up becoming great friends”, eliminating any forced expectations.

I think that thought has an energy which impacts manifest reality and shapes it in very specific ways. Analytical, kinesthetic thinker The spotlight is not my friend. (the hugging kind) I spend a lot of time thinking about: What if the Hokey Pokey is what it’s all about? Or the great debate of green vs red Tabasco, do you want the heat or the flavor? He has just the right amount of “laid back” demeanor as he does “go-go-go” attitude.

Most women like the notion of being grabbed hard and kissed soft, and this fellow looks like he can get the job done.

If you don’t keep on reading, I swear I won’t be upset with you.

I will never know anyway 🙂 Travel, surprises, music, dancing, sports, books, last minute plans, open mind, photography, museum, craziness, spontaneity, going out (but also staying in), sharing, simplicity, respect, flip flops (yes, the sandals), down to earth (however fantasy is also very important), people, casual, word, news, work, sense of humor about yourself, awareness.

He also has tapped into his childlike side, which is always an endearing quality. I absolutely can’t stand the taste or smell of bananas. I’m not a picky eater…Rocky Mountain Oysters, Frog Legs, insects, whatever, I’ll eat it. Wasteland, by Dan Bern, is the best song of the past 15 years (live version only. I think a lot of maxims are false, including ‘Don’t knock it ’till you’ve tried it’ and ‘fair and balanced’ and ‘Just Do It’ and ‘got milk?

This guy is mysterious, compassionate, fun and funny—an irresistible combo to women I just moved back to Australia after finishing ye ol’ American Film Institute for screenwriterin’. ’ I do believe that ‘love conquers all,’ but that’s because I’m a hopeless romantic. You are beautiful, kind, compassionate, intelligent, witty, wonderful, giving, generous, self-assured, modest, humble, outgoing, shy, etc.

It’s like summer camp for makin’ movies, so I’m happy about it. I like public transportation and wandering around cities. Most of the time, I don’t take myself very seriously. Or if you just want to give me something valuable, like eternal wisdom, a free ticket to Paris, or a house.

I am a graduate of Colorado State University, where I double-majored in English and Journalism. This guy comes off as a solid, down-to-earth, sweet gent with a great sense of humor.

But make even a little mistake and you could have found yet another platform to be rejected on.

If you don't believe us, listen to these bon mots and anecdotes about finding love on the web...

He starts off his profile by being humorous and even a bit on the mysterious side. I have a neglected 12-string-guitar named Calypso, who now only has 10.5 strings, but I like playing her.

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